Category: Bad Baby Names

I think it’s good to name your baby a name different from anyone else baby, because there is so many people who have the same name your baby have or it’s very difficult. Also, it’s hard to name your baby a different name, because when you think that no-one have that name there will be someone who have the same name your baby have when think you have named your baby different. so, you really can’t have any name that’s different from anyone unless it’s something made up.

Judging from this entry, I think this person named their child, “Have.”

Hello everyone! Im 15 weeks pregnant and I know I have a lot of time to think on a name, however, the father of the baby is no longer around, I have two older sons whos names are Aaron James, and Andrew
Michael… no I didnt at the time had one thought that they both started with “A’s”. But since so many think so would like to name this next child with an “A” name. I have found: Alyssa, Alexia, Alea, Abigail that I like. Last imput from father of baby was..”going to break the cycle of the “A” name thing….Ugh! Men! What do you think, any good advice for me?
Would like something not so common. Help!

Ugh! Men! Obviously the thing you should be most annoyed with right now is that he thinks you shouldn’t give it a theme name because people make mistaken assumptions about the process by which you named the other kids! Not that that’s the last thing he said before skipping out on your pregnant ass. No, that’s not so bad. But Ugh! Men!

Update! Reader Timothy puts a nice fine point on it: “Though Alexia sounds like a pretty name for a girl… alexia is actually an inability to read, caused by brain damage.”

So maybe she should another A name. Something pretty. Like Amnesia.

I just found out that I am expecting a baby girl! While I have a boys name picked out (Guillermo junior, after his daddy…for backup, lol, cause those doctors arent always right!) I’m debating between a few girls names. Tell me what you think.
Lorelei Jakarta (yes i know its an indonesian city but i think its exotic)
Beyonce Noelle
Heaven Starr

Yes. Exotic. As exotic as martial law. Meanwhile, in your madness you’ve gone and concocted one of the best Playmate names ever.

You know, we never would have known the origin of Guillermo Jr. if she hadn’t explained – IT’S AFTER HIS FATHER. HIS FATHER!!!!! It’s so funny, I’ll LOL.

I want to name my child December lynn, ilove the name december but my husband thinks that it isn’t a good name because it is also a month…!

Is it? Since when?

my husband wants to name our baby arnold because thats his frist name… i cant stand the name! anyway to talk him out of it or any ideas on nicknames besides arnie?

Hmm…another woman with a closet hatred of her husband…I’m starting to wonder if it’s hormones that trigger biological clock-ticking or PCP.

And nicknames for Arnold besides Arnie…Um…yeah.

I have an unusual name, and I hated it as a child. As I grew older, I appreciated it for what it was…the first gift my mother had given me….

Wait, wasn’t that LIFE ITSELF?

And I still haven’t met anyone with the same name-Sharmari, pronounced SHAR-Marie.

Sharmari (noun): where the Sharmy keepsh itsh weaponsh.

I am 7 months pregnant, and I am having a boy. I think i’m going to name my son Kakinston ,, What do you think… ??

Besides sounding like a former Central Asian Soviet republic bordering Uzbekistan, it aids small bullies immensely starting the kid’s name with KACK.

What about Bubba for a boy. a great unusual name

Since when did your Ozark shack get Internet access? Or electricity, for that matter?

I grew up with a “grown-up” name (Victoria) and a “kid” name (Tori), as did my sister. I have always liked having both available….so we plan on naming our firstborn son Creighton.

At last! A breath of logic! When he’s little, he can be called….Crate of Shit. Or One-Ton Creighton. Or Mr. Defies the I before E rule. And when he’s older, you won’t know what he’s called, ’cause you won’t be on speaking terms.

Hi! my name is Kasandra, it is the best name in the world, you all should name your babie girls that! I am a greek goddess, i see the future but no one listens to me!
—Kasandra

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