Cretin

I grew up with a “grown-up” name (Victoria) and a “kid” name (Tori), as did my sister. I have always liked having both available….so we plan on naming our firstborn son Creighton.

At last! A breath of logic! When he’s little, he can be called….Crate of Shit. Or One-Ton Creighton. Or Mr. Defies the I before E rule. And when he’s older, you won’t know what he’s called, ’cause you won’t be on speaking terms.

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