Category: Bad Baby Names

My last name is Tinkletop. For some reason my wife objects to naming our son Timothy, Timmy for short. I think it’s a good, memorable name.

You’re right.

I really like Freddie Prinze jr. and heard his father was famous and died tragically. What was his name?

His name was Scatman.

It seems to me that the name “Scatman” is a great one. you know: after semi-singer and comedian Scatman Crothers.

I keep envision having a son named Scatman. I can imagine everyone he meets saying, ‘What a cool name.’ Which is good because that way they’ll have something to like about him even if his personality is really off-putting. Or if he’s shallow or a bully when he’s like 13, when he should be getting into punk rock or something. At least they’ll think he has a hip name.

But don’t use it, cause I thought of it.

Damn! But your arguments are so compelling! If he grows up to be an asshole, people will still like him. And if he’s a meek nerd, no one will POSSIBLY find something mean to call him as is name is already a toilet insult.

And then Jack Nicholson will hit him in the chest with an axe.

My father-in-law has talked me into naming my new baby boy “Ovie Cecil [last name] IV.” I really don’t care for the name but I’m willing to name him that if I have a good nick-name. I need help!!

Don’t worry. You never could have seen it coming when you married Ovie Cecil III.

He can always grow up to be an off-Broadway theater award!

I named my first daughter Odessa and my second daughter Blaze and i have gotten wonderful comments from parents at school and work.

Could it be because all the parents at school and work are ALSO Louisiana strippers?

Odessa. Nothing like a kindergartener named after a deeply impoverished Ukrainian town sniffing distance from Chernobyl and home to one of the worst pogroms of the Holocaust. How ’bout Dachau if it’s a boy?

We have a 4 year old girl named Luna & I’m 8 months pregnant now from a boy.

(I should think so!)

We were thinking about :
Lucca (He lives on the second floor.)
Matteo
Milan
Mathio
Keanu <(Duuuuuude!)
Could someone suggest us some other Italian names for a boy please…

Sure! Triste! Firenze! Roma! Venezia! Vespa! Con Carne! Bicicletta! Amontillado! Vente-uno! Coloseo! Proscutto! Cavalleria Rusticana! Parmagiana! Ponte Veccio! Stronzo! Espresso! Dean Martin!

Thazel is a name I’ve wanted to use for either a boy or a girl. Is that name too weird? It’s a combination of my grandmothers who pasted away just three weeks apart. (Thelma and Hazel)

“So where’d you get that interesting name, Thazel?”
“A string of mysterious tragedies. Now I’m haunted by two bickering old ladies from far beyond the grave.”
“Oh, that’s nice.”

well i have nokids yet,but my choice of name are:
charlie-love(girl)
javan-taylor(boy)
colby-donal(boy)
morgan-leigh -boy or girl
thats just a few ideas,let me no wat u think?

I thnk yur on crak.

Owen James
Wyatt James
Mason James

Wanted dead of alive for robbery of Wells Fargo stagecoach!

Also like these but probably won’t use:
Kylah Elizabeth, Kaylee Madicyn, Kelsee Myriah

How ’bout Kaylee Madi-SIN, so she can become a featured stripper at the Lusty Lady?