Category: Bad Baby Names

I have two boys and a baby on the way I am hoping it is a girl. My boys are Skyler Wayne and Austin Edward. I don’t even know were to start with a girl. If it is a boy I like the name Dalton.

He’ll have a wonderful childhood as his brothers attract all the abuse. He can grow up to be a retail book seller driven out of business by Barnes and Noble.

What does everyone think of Atticus Charles? Girl’s name, Aubriana Kai. Older sister is Cassandra Jane, deceased older brother was David Thomas.

I think he’d grow up to shoot a mad dog in the street in a moment revealing the barbarity of even the most civilized in society.

Aubriana would grow up to shoot lasers from her fingers and join the X-Men.

Either way, they’re set for life what with their late brother’s popular fast food chain.

We like the name Loudon for a boy – Loudon Phillips (although we don’t have a middle name yet). I can’t decide if this is too different. I think it’s “cool” as it reminds me particularly of a drummer or some type of musician.

Um…..yeah. Hope they don’t mind being called London or Loudy until their untimely spontaneous combustion/vomit-choking/freak gardening accident.

Brittany after the statue- Brittania

‘Cause nothing in, say, France is called Britanny. Nothing big like a province. Nothing else in England called Britannia, either. Nothing big like…England.

Their hatred of this particular woman is the only thing England and France have agreed on since 1066.

I m thinking of naming my baby Vashara Rashea.

That sounds ominously close to part of the chant to summon the demon Pazuzu!

Anyone ever thought about Sierra Joy? I love the name, but husband is less than thrilled with it.

But he’ll love the pine-fresh scent!

I’m a 18 year old mother, and my twin daughters (they are now almost 2 years old) are named Vanessa Aisleigh and Maya Reese. My other favorite names are:

Girls: Ashton, Lexi, Elisa, Morganne, Madeleine, Shoanie, Kendel
Boys: Reed, Jack, Cortlend, Dane

I hope that all of the teenagers out there realize what they are doing before they do it. Even though I love my daughters, I made a mistake that will change my life forever.

And I bet the kids appreciate the sentiment. But if teens are reading baby naming bulletin boards, it’s already WAY too late.

Shoanie? No child should be named after a midwestern sub-Denny’s chain!

Cortlend. Latin. Def: The cortl to end all cortls.

Ryland is what I am thinking of naming the baby but I need a middle name, it is hard to find one to go with it….please help!

How ’bout Uber Alles?

I am thinking of naming my son Macques.

Rest of the name: Macaque Attack.