Now that your eye bleach has had a nice time to soak in from the Snow White number, I figure you’re ready for the even more bewildering number from the Oscars 30 years ago.
Oscar Stars of Tomorrow!
Part 1 (mandatory):
Nineteen of tomorrow’s stars sing and dance for, like, 17 hours straight. Featuring two Coreys, a TV doctor, a talk show host, and an actually talented person. Plus 14 other people. Grief counselors will be available if you make it through the whole thing.
Part 2 (optional):
The whole bit was introduced by Bob Hope and Lucille Ball and 30-year-old topical humor (Steve Garvey! Dan Quayle!) It’s also Lucy’s last big public appearance; she passed away a few weeks later.