My Son, WaffleHouse

I’m a 18 year old mother, and my twin daughters (they are now almost 2 years old) are named Vanessa Aisleigh and Maya Reese. My other favorite names are:

Girls: Ashton, Lexi, Elisa, Morganne, Madeleine, Shoanie, Kendel
Boys: Reed, Jack, Cortlend, Dane

I hope that all of the teenagers out there realize what they are doing before they do it. Even though I love my daughters, I made a mistake that will change my life forever.

And I bet the kids appreciate the sentiment. But if teens are reading baby naming bulletin boards, it’s already WAY too late.

Shoanie? No child should be named after a midwestern sub-Denny’s chain!

Cortlend. Latin. Def: The cortl to end all cortls.

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One Response to My Son, WaffleHouse

  1. Sarah says:

    I’m 15, and I read naming boards… for the comedy of it.

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