Category: Bad Baby Names

My daughter-in-law would like to name the baby River Sunshine. That’s the first and middle names. I think he’s going to be teased in school.

Are you kidding? Boys love being called Sunshine. And it goes so well with the last name “Stankowski.”

I’d like opinions please. How does Summer Banner sound. I really love the name Summer but don’t know if it goes with our last name.

I like Runner Mummer Funner Tanner Dumber Gunner Bunter Punter. For a boy.

I know a little boy (4 years old) called Orion. He has a little sister called Venus. I think it is original without being at all silly, like some ‘unique’ names can be.

Yeah. Silly. I’m feeling my ability to gauge silly and non-silly slipping fast.

A foray into the mouth of madness. Let’s go slowly:

Aiken
Please tell me your last name’s Payne.

Breckin
Breckin the law! Breckin the laaaaaaaaaw!

Chance
(forehead slap)

Maxigan (i think i like this one)
Yeah, well I think I love you. But what am I so afraid of? I think that I’m unsure of this love there is no cure for.

Attica
Or Sing-Sing. Or Tehatchapi. Or San Quentin. Or Alcatraz.

Callahan-I think it could work for a boy or girl, but they had it listed as girl
Will she be a rogue cop tracking down a serial killer using a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, capable of blowing your head clean off? Well, will she, punk?

I love the name Savannah pronounced sah-van-ah and sah-vah-na, but I like the 2nd one more and since Savannah is so popular as the first pronounciation I’d like to get a new spelling for it pronounced sah-vah-nah. I don’t really like Savahnah and can’t think of really anything else. Any help?

Ask and ye shall receive! (Again, someone makes the mistake that if they want to name their kid a popular name, they should misspell it to make them “special.” [sound of forehead slap.]) Some of the many, many suggestions:

Sevahna, Sivahna, Savahna, Sevanah, Savanah, Savonna, Sivonna, Sevonna, Sevonah, Savonah, Sivonah, Savaunnah, Savaunah, Sivaunna, Sevaunah, Sevanah, Sivanna, Savana, Sovanna, Sabhanna, Sivaughna, Syvahnah.

These are some of my fave boys and girls names and i would sooo much appreciate any comments you have!!! thanx! (or just pick out your faves from my list if u dont want to comment on them all!)
Girls:
Ariana (aw ree AH nuh)
Aubriana (aw bree AH nuh)
Ambria (am BREE uh)
Avery (AY vree)
Brinley (BRIN lee)
Charity (CHAIR it ee)
Demi (DEM ee)
Desirae (des er AY)

OK, I’ll cut this off right here. This lady’s crazy. She clearly sits around all day thinking up adorable names that work very well on cats. Scads and scads of them. Then she spells them phonetically VERY carefully, yet can’t make a cohesive sentence on her own.

Havana (huh VAN uh)
Jade (JAYD)
Jerica (JAIR ick uh)
Kamrei (KAM ree)
Karis (kuh REESE)
Kaylana (kay LAW nuh)

Here she gets mean. She dishes out some names that aren’t even close to names, then insists they get pronounced in ways unlike they’re spelled. I’ll cut to the end.

Phoenix (FEE nicks)
Rhianyn (ree ANN in)
Shailyn (SHAY linn)
Siena (see EHN uh)
Trinity (TRIN it ee)
Valerie (VAL ehr ee)

Valerie? What the hell kind of name is that? Freak!

I heard the name Zavary today for a boy. I love it! What do you all think? I also heard the name Toka for a girl,What do you think of that name?

Hey, Toka! Wanna go for a smoke-a? How about some cocoa? She really likes mocha! Let’s buy an artichoka! She lives la vida loca!

Zavary – sounds like Col. Klink discussing a gravy.

How do you pronounce and what do these names mean?
Calaya
Fainne
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Calaya = JAY-son
Fainne = JAY-son
Salome = cray-ZEE lay-DEE

Hi, I would like some opinions on these two boy names for girls? I really like them.
Brandyn, I am really liking this name? Curious about different spellings? Brandon, Brandin? Branden?
Jayson, Also curious about different spellings? Jacen? Jaycen? Jaysen? Tyler?

This was actually written by Dr. Evil’s father in a mad attempt to back up his claim he invented the question mark. He used it for all punctuation, whether it was a question or not, until the authorities caught up with him. In his madness, he also thought T-Y-L-E-R was pronounced “Jason.”

Wren for a girl? What do you think?

Why not Mockingbird? Vulture? Lark? Raptor? Blue-footed Boobie?