Category: Bad Baby Names

So what are your opinions on Haven for a girl and do you have any mn suggestions? Dont worry about hurting my feelings, just be honest. My DH and I love this name. OH! I would really love to know your Husbands opinions on this name. It is just a theory of mine so ask them if they are around. So I want you and DH opinions and any MN suggestions. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU ALL!!!

Don’t worry about hurting my feelings, it’s just something I love and treasure and even the blandest of unenthusiastic comments will break my heart into a million, billion pieces. No, really, give me your brutally honest opinion, so that your politely disagreeing comments will make a pregnant woman weep for days, which I’m sure you’ll enjoy, you cruel, demonic wench.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just sit here in the dark formulating theories about your husbands. No, I won’t tell you what they are – I’ll just let you suffer as you make me suffer. You pitiless cow.

So, what do you think of Haven?

ANYONE HAVE ANY GOOD SUGGESTIONS FOR A FIRST NAME THAT GOES WITH THE MIDDLE NAME SARAH? THIS IS MY TWIN SISTERS NAME AND IF I HAVE MY 5TH GIRL IN A ROW LOL THEN I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO USE HER NAME AS A MIDDLE NAME. CANT USE IT AS A FIRST NAME BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE A DD NAMED CIERRA AND IT IS WAY TO CLOSE. MY OTHER KIDS NAMES IF IT HELPS ARE:
NATHANIEL ORION, SHAYLYNN NYCOLE, CIERRA RENEE, SAVANNAH HALEIGH, & ARIANNA GRACE.

Holy crap, she’s got a WNBA team going. (With a girl named Nathaniel?) And they’re trained in the ancient kung-fu arts by the Shaylynn monks.

Hello,
I was wondering if anyone new of a good site to go to to find a native american name???? Please let me know. I was thinking of using it for a middle name if I found a name that went nicely with the first name.
Many Native names have really cool meanings. Just wondering. I am Mohawk if this helps. Thank you for your help.

Sure you are, honey. Mohawks are widely known for maintaining their traditions – which they have to ask total strangers about – because they’re “really cool.” This belief is known in their language as “The Mother Spirit is way awesome. Number one! Woooo! Mohawks freakin’ rule!”

She might want to consider Karéken Kanátaro as a good Mohawk name. It means “White Bread.”

I am not pregnant yet but thinking about names…I just thought of the name Lourdes Solange. This baby will be 75% latina and 15% european

…and 10% polyester.

We are expecting baby #2 in December, we already have a DD Mackenzi Lynn who is 20 mos. old, what do you think of Kadince Mae (or Kadance, Kadence, Cadence) and calling her Kadi, or Cadi for short? We call DD Kenzi, i like a long name with shorter versions. Thanks.

Few realize the much of Leonardo da Vinci’s later work was actually done by his trendy airhead sister Mackenzi ka Dince, particularly “his” later technical drawing “OMG avril is SOOOO KEWL!!!!11!!!!!”

I appreciate that saying cadence cadence cadence cadence cadence cadence cadence cadence in a way replicates what cadence is…if your definition of cadence is mostly wrong. Which is a moot point, ’cause I don’t think she knows it’s a word.

How are these names for my DD twins!
Brecklyn & Brooklyn
Jena & Jori
Brianne & Brynn

Editor’s note: There will be no comment accompanying this entry as the author was rushed to the hospital after trying to say these names aloud rapidly and part of her jaw fell off. She did send a partial message that sounded like “owwwww djee no ther bras ssssizez?”

I am 39w5d pregnant and in serious need of a girls name. We don’t know what we are having but we have 3 girls already and I am just assuming another one is on its way. If we have a boy his name will be Kole. My girls’ names are Brett (RyLee), Bailee (Shea), and Kendall (Jade).

What we want to do is use a name that is somewhat androgonys (sp), just because the others are and we are looking for something that starts with a ‘K’. Some thoughts have been Kaelyn or Kylie but nothing is getting agreed on and we have no other ideas.

Look, you can’t do something if you can’t spell it. That’s why most of us are allowed to drive a car or date rock stars but not allowed to give an electroencepheloghram ……electriensephologram…… brain scan thingy.

And since there’s no rhyme or reason to your current name choices, just through a K on the front of one of them and be done with it. They’ll make just as little sense, and you’ll have your matched set or whatever.

I’m considering Christina/Kristina/Krystina for my baby girl that will be born in two weeks. I don’t want to use a name that is too popular. I am also considering Christiana/Kristiana/Krystiana. Does this last group sound too fancy or sophisticated?

Don’t worry, with a sophisticated name like Kystiana, she’ll be moved up from regular lap dances to the Champagne Room in no time.

Poll: Boys name – Lex or Ace?

Arch villain or pet detective….hmm….