I get e-mails asking for naming help all the time, and I’m usually obliging, but every now and then….well, see below.
I’m due my first kid aug 13. i am thinkin of names. i like unseual names and differnt spellings of names.
for girls dh and i like:
for boys dh and i like:
can u please give opinions on the names? thx in advance
I’m still not sure if she didn’t read the site, couldn’t read the site, or is screwing with me.
If the latter, Bravo. You did an incredible job of impersonating an under-educated tryndee namer who I assume every awful thing I possible can about them, up to and including caring about Kardashians, collecting cat figurines, and giving Sarah Palin money. You cut me off on the freeway, let your dog crap in my yard, and get in the express lane with 15 items, then pay with a check. You forward emails about Nordstrom’s recipes, proof of angels, and sparkly Tweety Bird gifs. You invented laugh tracks. Your favorite movie is Transformers 2. You hold your purse tighter when you see black people. Your car alarm goes off at 4 am every day. You ate three slices of pizza before making sure everyone else had had one. You’re why the bus smells like pee.
I hate you.