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Actual name or the nearest thing: Charles
Almost a name: Adams, Bruckner, Steuben
Most likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Reign, Dynasty, Spur, Won
Least likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Auditorium, Constituent, Bronchial
“But it SOUNDS pretty”: Affront, Dimethyl, Polyphony
Random noun middle name, possibly used by hippies, Wiccans or drug dealers: Calligraphy, Gratify, Future, Opiate, Doughnut
Parents should be shot if they used: Gimpy, Battlefield, Regretting, Exoskeleton