I work in retail and one day I heard a mother call her female preschooler “Barkley.” Horrible. It sounds like a muppet name. Also, I know a girl who named her baby girl “Haven.” Why in the world an unmarried, uneducated, jobless 18-year-old would consider that name for her child I will never know.

Thanks,
Alyxandryah (hah! It’s really easy screwing up names.) Gina (my actual name)