i was at a bank of america in fresno, california a few years ago…and as god is my witness, the young woman who was my teller was named: aquanetta.

i was SO bowled over by this that i just simply HAD to comment how fabulous and unusual a name she had — and she replied that her mother had just made it up and named her that because she thought it sounded pretty.

it just doesn’t get any better than “aquanetta”, baby.

*violet*

ps) a few years ago, i was perusing the aol baby naming message boards and read a posting from a woman who was planning on naming her poooooooooor, unfortunate baby girl the following:

cymburleigh (that’s right…as in KIMBERLY)

what is UP with these goddamned dolts and their inexplicable “unique” spelling obsession, anyway?