My upstairs neighbor had twin boys last year. She is a big fan of themed names for twins, and while we were talking in her seventh month of pregnancy, she revealed that she planned to name her boys:

– Hunter Ray
– Stalker Jay

I must have goggled at this, because she got defensive, and complained that nobody liked her choice. I mentioned that Stalker connoted “violent criminal” rather than “outdoorsman” to me.

That response must have been nearly universal, because she ended up naming her boys Hunter and Tracker instead.

No, she doesn’t hunt or fish.

– Sarah