Adrian and Katrina [last name] named their firstborn male child “Raistlin Wolf [last name]”, Raistlin being the name of a sociopathic wizard in one of those “churn ’em out” fantasy novels they both loved dearly. He’s currently five.

At least the first name shortens to “Ray” painlessly.

I know a fellow by the name of Raymond Ray. He gets a lot of mileage out of saying his parent’s liked the name Ray so much they gave it to him twice.

One of the local “We shall teach what is in the Bible and nothing BUT!” types has Darwin as a first name; I consider this proof of the harm of picking unusual names for children.

-Ken