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With a Rubber Hose

Beaufort Michael.
It’s French for “handsome and strong.”

Especially works if he’s an after-dinner port. I’m naming my kid Voiturenez. It ‘s French for “Automobile nose.”

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Sacksters Paradise

I was thinking of naming my son Toolio. Does anyone know the origin on that one?
—[Jane] DeSac

Toolio DeSac. Boy, can’t think of any way that kid’ll get picked on. That’s one taunt-proof name there!

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Stupid-des!

Does anyone have any suggestions? We are all up for exotic names. We especially like Japanese names but have yet to find any that strike us.

There’s always Rodana.

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Boggled

So far we have come up with;

Boys;Finn, Drake, Regan, Hazen, Tannith

Girls; Mehina, Miette, Acenzion, Reina, Sarika, Taise.

Ooh! Anagrams! I want my family tree to look like a Jumble game from the back of the Sunday Sports section. Extr;a credit for u’se of sem’colons. Wait a minute….Semicolynn!

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16 Tons

This is for my niece, Dawn. She is expecting a baby girl in September. I suggested that they name her Dusk. What does everyone think?

I think her grand-daughter Nighttime would not approve. Or her grand-neices Afterhours and Graveyardshift.

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In the Darkest Depths of Mordor

I like the name Tegwin for my third child. My two children have uncommon names that are easy to pronounce and spell. I am compelled to use something original…ideas???

Yes. Jump off a bridge. Your kid sounds like an elfin creature in a Tolkein book.

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Snobs vs. Slobs

I like the name Aynslie for a girl and Beckley for a boy.

Weren’t they the leaders of the snooty frat in Animal House?

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Why Not Both?

brayden,makynzi,or karsyn
tyler, preston,or mason

Makynzi: Name or vanity license plate? Type of blade or rogue Japanese crime outfit?

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Calling Mothra

I once met a lady named Rodana. I think she runs a successful internet business.

In her spare time she destroys Tokyo.

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Hooligyn

I’ve suggested to my sister that she name her little girl to be – Manchester. She’s not sure about it but she’s considering. What do you think?

Clever. Like being named Pittsburg or Schenectady. Kid’ll grow up to be beaten to death by Liverpool fans.

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