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May and June are Too Easy

I want to name my child December lynn, ilove the name december but my husband thinks that it isn’t a good name because it is also a month…!

Is it? Since when?

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Nold

my husband wants to name our baby arnold because thats his frist name… i cant stand the name! anyway to talk him out of it or any ideas on nicknames besides arnie?

Hmm…another woman with a closet hatred of her husband…I’m starting to wonder if it’s hormones that trigger biological clock-ticking or PCP.

And nicknames for Arnold besides Arnie…Um…yeah.

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Connerysh

I have an unusual name, and I hated it as a child. As I grew older, I appreciated it for what it was…the first gift my mother had given me….

Wait, wasn’t that LIFE ITSELF?

And I still haven’t met anyone with the same name-Sharmari, pronounced SHAR-Marie.

Sharmari (noun): where the Sharmy keepsh itsh weaponsh.

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Breakaway Republic

I am 7 months pregnant, and I am having a boy. I think i’m going to name my son Kakinston ,, What do you think… ??

Besides sounding like a former Central Asian Soviet republic bordering Uzbekistan, it aids small bullies immensely starting the kid’s name with KACK.

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Hubba!

What about Bubba for a boy. a great unusual name

Since when did your Ozark shack get Internet access? Or electricity, for that matter?

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Cretin

I grew up with a “grown-up” name (Victoria) and a “kid” name (Tori), as did my sister. I have always liked having both available….so we plan on naming our firstborn son Creighton.

At last! A breath of logic! When he’s little, he can be called….Crate of Shit. Or One-Ton Creighton. Or Mr. Defies the I before E rule. And when he’s older, you won’t know what he’s called, ’cause you won’t be on speaking terms.

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Who in the What Now?

Hi! my name is Kasandra, it is the best name in the world, you all should name your babie girls that! I am a greek goddess, i see the future but no one listens to me!
—Kasandra

I’m sorry, did you say something?

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Just Use the Middle Names

I have two boys and a baby on the way I am hoping it is a girl. My boys are Skyler Wayne and Austin Edward. I don’t even know were to start with a girl. If it is a boy I like the name Dalton.

He’ll have a wonderful childhood as his brothers attract all the abuse. He can grow up to be a retail book seller driven out of business by Barnes and Noble.

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Sony for a girl, Magnavox for a boy

I love your name site, just had to say I worked for an insurance company at one time, GREAT source for odd names.

One family had children named Zenith, Sensory and Ed. The reason for this? Immigrants from Laos, large community of them, learning english by reading labels and billboards. Picked names that way.

I also know a boy named Rawser, perhaps one of the worst names I have ever heard, sounds like a name for a DOG.

Have a wonderful day,
Tracey

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Better than ‘Scout’

What does everyone think of Atticus Charles? Girl’s name, Aubriana Kai. Older sister is Cassandra Jane, deceased older brother was David Thomas.

I think he’d grow up to shoot a mad dog in the street in a moment revealing the barbarity of even the most civilized in society.


Aubriana would grow up to shoot lasers from her fingers and join the X-Men.


Either way, they’re set for life what with their late brother’s popular fast food chain.

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