I know that you are a fond collector of bad baby names and I have a few for you. I once worked with a girl named Tomar Doty. (You pronounce it like Toe-Mar) and here is one I just heard:

My brother in law and his wife are newly pregnant and are considering these names: Madison Mickey Marie, for a girl and here’s the bad one. Xeph Jared Lee. Xeph is pronounced like Zef. When they told my husband and I, we got the same general look in our eyes when we looked at each other, “I hope and pray that it’s a girl”.

I had to unfortunately burden both of my children with 2 middle names, (family tradition on his side) but my mother was no innocent to the bad name game. I have 2 sisters, Serina Rose and Niccole Delight. And yes we did call my youngest sister Nicci which would end up being a very bad Porn or stripper name if paired with her given middle name.

-L