I have a couple bad baby names to contribute.

My church is a hotspot for bad baby names. When a family had a baby girl last month, they decided to name her Campbell. Everyone was whispering, “Like the soup?”

Another couple had twins, one of each gender, and named the girl Xinah (pronounced Z-eye-nuh) and the boy Moroni.

There was also a family that used to live here with a son named Aspen and a daughter named Winter.

-A