I met a guy who worked as a holiday rep. He was english, as am i, His name was chompa and his brother who worked in the resort was called chimpa. I didn’t believe it either until i saw their passports!

Also i remember reading in the paper about a guy who named his kids fifa and uefa after football tournaments! (F.I.F.A and U.E.F.A!). It might have been better if the twins were boys not girls??

-L.