Are you choosing a name for your baby?
I’ve never met no namesakes. If you please, name your baby
Onarada!

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight! In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight! Ona-rada! Ona-rada! Ona-rada! Ona-rada! Ona-rada! Ona-rada!

(More than one reader has pointed out this is definitely a gag posting – Onarada means “fart” in Japanese. At least…I HOPE that makes it a fake entry!)