I Shouldn’t Even Be Here Today

My son’s name is Gavin Orion. I’m due in September. The names we’ve picked out are Lyra Star for a girl, and Dante Randall for a boy. We tried to stay away from family or “too common” names. (Ours are Rachel and Jason)

Dante Randall? Look, I like “Clerks” too, but that’s just going too far. And Lyra? No child should be made out of the same material as leotards.

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One Response to I Shouldn’t Even Be Here Today

  1. Chad says:

    That’s “Lycra”. Lyra is, in fact, the name of a star, which makes it awfully fitting with the son whose middle name is Orion. Although, if you didn’t have the middle name of Star right there, Lyra is actually a rather pretty sounding name and seems normal enough that nobody would have to know that the girl’s parents are a pair of space cadets.

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