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Actual name or the nearest thing: Mila, Jessica, Monica
Almost a name: Eben, Camber, Poole, Muir
Most likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Sanderson, Cohn
Least likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Oilcloth, Futile
“But it SOUNDS pretty”: Corrosive, Galvantic
Random noun middle name, possibly used by hippies, Wiccans or drug dealers: Void, Invent, Plentiful
Parents should be shot if they used: Cliche, Recession, Antacid, Cowpox