Nicest Spam Ever

We just got hit by a couple hundred spam comments, which were all stopped before they clogged up the site. That’s not news. What is news is all the comments were extremely nice and encouraging and had nothing to do with any of the posts. They also had at least one word spelled strangely, and range from wonderfully complimentary to…well….

  • You’ve impressed us all with that posintg!
  • A provocative ingsiht! Just what we need!
  • Touchowdn! That’s a really cool way of putting it!
  • Woot, I will ceratilny put this to good use!
  • This is an article that makes you think “never tohuhgt of that!”
  • Keep these articles ciomng as they’ve opened many new doors for me.
  • You Sir/Madam are the enemy of confusion everyhrwee!
  • That’s a smart aneswr to a difficult question.
  • And to think I was going to talk to someone in poersn about this.
  • Articles like this make life so much smipelr.
  • I can’t believe I’ve been going for years witouht knowing that.
  • You cuodln’t pay me to ignore these posts!
  • I don’t know who you wrote this for but you hepeld a brother out.
  • When you think about it, that’s got to be the right anewsr.
  • Action reiqrues knowledge, and now I can act!
  • It’s like you’re on a misiosn to save me time and money!
  • I can’t hear atnyhing over the sound of how awesome this article is.
  • Was totally stuck until I read this, now back up and rnnuing.
  • None can doubt the veracity of this atrcile.
  • I’m so glad that the internet alowls free info like this!

The stranger ones:

  • Me dull. You smart. That’s just what I nedeed.
  • Just what the doctor odreerd, thankity you!
  • If my problem was a Death Star, this article is a photon torpdeo.
  • If you’re raeding this, you’re all set, pardner!
  • Ab fab my godloy man.
  • A rolling stone is worth two in the bush, thanks to this artilce.
  • Play informative for me, Mr. internet wrietr.
  • If I were a Tenegae Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I’d say “Kowabunga, dude!”
  • Well maadacima nuts, how about that.
  • This info is the cat’s paamjas!
  • Alakazaam-information found, porbelm solved, thanks!
  • Free info like this is an apple from the tree of konlwedge. Sinful?
  • This information is off the hoizol!
  • I like to party, not look articles up onnlie. You made it happen.
  • Wonderflly written and copper-bottomed, indeed!
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2 Responses to Nicest Spam Ever

  1. Rose Black says:

    Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!

  2. Nic says:

    The typos are so the spammer can be paid. It makes it easy to google for the posts the spammer makes. The niceness of the comments is in hopes that you keep the comments.

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