I have some additions to weird, but real names:

My hairdresser is Nick Romeo. He has a sister Juliette. I went to school with a Tyker Fagg and a Dork Alyhadoian. I had a client by the name of Richard Ichyfish. I had a sales rep named Bernadette Skubly-Butts (I kept her business card).

Keep up the good work!

-S.