I read in the local paper recently here in Adelaide, South Australia of a new parent who named her daughter Destynii, perhaps not appreciating the horrible destiny she’s preordaining for her poor daughter.

Then there’s the kid I went to primary school with, Fred Frede (surname pronounced “Freddy”) and a teacher called Mr Weebush. Of course, at around age 9 or 10, we all thought that “Weebush” was just the epitome of intellectual comedy.

-Stuart