Final submissions: All negative-connotation animals! (These are all on their ‘possibilities’ list, I swear!): Armadillo, elephant, hamster, hippo, horse, llama, moose, rabbit, raccoon, rhino, sheep, squirrel and walrus. And in honor of Sweden’s naming laws, Stockholm.
Results: Some strangely normal names! Timothy, Solomon, Raphael, Rhys, Kerry, Donnie, Robert. But also interesting hybrid animals Lesrus, Armiceros, Hippopeep, Elephama, Agunie, and Squioose.


I’d like a pet squioose. It sounds adorable.