Scary Name Generator Week!

Reader Damian tipped me off to the World’s Scariest Name Generator:

http://www.keepkidshealthy.com/newborn/newname.html

The myriad possibilities of the site are so stupendously terrible, I’m devoting a whole week to it.

Today’s input: My favorite words- “Baby’s,” “Named,” “a,” “Bad,” “Bad,” and “Thing;” plus my favorite flower, Orchid (latin for testicle); my favorite city (Bogota, Colombia, in honor of what I must be snorting hourly); my favorite animal (sheep – ’nuff said); and my astrology sign (Cancer, it’s like Kaitlyn, but unique!).

Some of what I got back:

Iman, Crab, Dihcro, Columbia, Water, Sheep, Dab, Tashawna and….Audrey??? Plus a lot of total gibberish, like Dyaeru and Lechrtlse, and my favorite, Ranttis!

It also came up with a list of prefixes and suffixes, where I found the perfect name: Cancury

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