Pretention on Parade!

Most of these come from recent birth sections in my local city newspaper, but some names are ones that I know from babies or children at the childcare centre in which I worked for a month late last year, or from family friends.

Netley
Delicia
Weaver
Dalgety (last name D****y)
Bowie

Love
Ryly
Phaedra Moon
Rocky
Rocko

Rainbow
Micol (maybe that’s the medicine the mother was taking when she picked the name)
Romeo (a brother for Juliet. I am not joking)
Ellowese (rhymes with yellow wees too, for extra pleasure)
A family friend wanted to name their son Matthew, Matt for short. That was all good and fine, but Matt’s last name was Russ.

Destiny
Starbrite (This is the daughter of a 16 year old illiterate mother I found on a bullitin board. She has a two year old sister Destini and at least 3 possible fathers.)
Pleger Blake Blee (try and say that. His brother’s name was Flynn Blee)
Dante (last name Taylor-Peak. Do you see anything wrong with that picture?)
Shyralee (May be related to Shirley…)

Munday (as opposed to Wudnesday or Fruday)
Nakkaytah
Rafferty
Heaven (where their daughter will wish she is in a few years…)
Cara Mel
Macson

-A.

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