!If you’re still taking entries on horrible baby names, I have a couple – all of which have been students at my school (I’m an elementary school teacher).

Sadly, we DO have a D’Artagnan. And his brother, Donavin. As if that weren’t bad enough, their last name is (three syllables and Scandanavian(?)).

Then there was this adorable pixie of a girl who on first glance looked like someone you wanted to snatch up and snuggle. But when you get to know her, she’s quite the little…well, let’s put it nicely…fyreball – SieQuasha. I mean, seriously, wouldn’t that name piss you off too?

Then there’s Shyyaann. I don’t think I even have to comment on that one.

Enjoy!