“At 5:44 a.m., Sheena (last name) of the City of Poughkeepsie gave birth to the first baby of the year at Vassar Brothers Medical Center. Nevaeh Heavenlee (last name) weighed 7 pounds, 8 ounces and measured 20 1/2 inches. The newborn’s father is Antoine (last name) of the City of Poughkeepsie.” (from the Poughkeepsie Journal, Poughkeepsie, NY)

Oh the pain… As someone who has grown up hating the utter lack of imagination that went into my naming, I suddenly feel so much better.

Thanks for letting me share!

-Jennifer