I worked in the drive-thru at a bank for several years, and saw more than my fair share of bad names (and being in the drive-thru, I could laugh at them without the customers knowing). I had a customer in her early 70s named “Honor Roll” (first & last names), and another named, “Queen Elizabeth” (first & middle names). My favorite, however, was “Twonatongshakenia.” She went by Twona, pronounced TWAH-nah, but I saw “Two” and thought it was pronounced like the number…thus making her name “Tuna”.

-D.