After coming across you site I had to send you an email. As you can see from my student email address this is my real name. Wanna know something else? Guess what my other brothers names are? Mike and Lucky! Not rolling on the floor laughing yet? How about my dad’s name. . .Hung! I swear it’s all true.

-Happy Quatch

It’s true – his e-mail address is hquatch@(a college with e-mail addresses based on student names) Still working on confirming the rest of the family, though.