Birth announcement from Virginia. Note that the grandparents have perfectly normal names, the mother’s name takes a comparatively modest step towards chaos, and the poor young woman jumped off the deep end in naming her baby daughter. (Note also that the baby’s father is identified, but only by his first name.)

DexTina (last name) and Jermaine of Pleasant Hill announce the birth of a daughter, Dae J’Nique Shyreyl (last name), on Nov. 2, 2006, at Halifax Regional Medical Center in Roanoke Rapids…. Maternal grandparents
are Dexter and Edith J. Terry of Pleasant Hill.

Would Shyreyl be pronounced Cheryl?

Yours devotedly,
S