Excerpts from Alexa Rae’s mom:

I was somewhat surprised not to see my daughter’s name in any of the above enteries. Her name is Alexa Rae… She does about 5 beauty pagents a year and for those she uses her first and middle name. That’s what we would like for her to be known to the world as….Alexa Rae is almost 3 years old now and I don’t regret our decision one bit….We’re going to get another one….My husband liked the name Shasta, but I can’t imagine naming my child after a can of soda.

I wrote out a nice long diatribe about this one, but can distill it into a single thought: This woman is a slave master. A slave master who will soon “get” a child named “Mountain Dew” and display her in a decorative case.