I just discovered this appalling collection of naming horrors:

Plenty of the names are bad, but ‘Kynedy’ (a Mini Supreme Girl) really takes the biscuit. My surname’s Kennedy, and I can’t see it as a particularly attractive first name for any child, girl or boy, anyway – but when it’s mangled this horribly, it makes me want to hide.

As for Camden – Camden’s a district of London full of goth shops and places to buy Andean musical instruments and dodgy smoking paraphenalia. Is this the image these people *really* want to attach to their child?

The site seems to be some sort of photo or beauty contest, but, just to be honest, a lot of the pictures are rather poor; whoever posted the pictures got a lot of the sizing wrong, so kids look all warped or fisheyed; and I’m deeply disturbed by the titles “Precious” and “Supreme” as opposed to “First” and “Second” or “Winner” and “Runner-up.”

Is this a cult or something? Anyone know? That might explain Jazmin, Taylah, Shayleigh, and the galaxy of Reagans.

Brynjar gets a pass, since his name appears to be Icelandic and the kid needs all the help he can get – his mom is a compulsive snapshot contest junkie: http://www.littleladiesandgentlemen.homestead.com