Just on the off chance (Awf Tjants – there’s one!) you aren’t sick of these, there’s poor little Holdem Malone.

Nothing really points out how mean these parents are like looking through a hospital’s newborn gallery and seeing an innocent little face labeled Jaxson Kodiak. Kee-rist.

-Angela

Holdem (I hope it’s a typo) is painful, but nothing prepared me for Elora Danan (yup, the name of the magical baby in “Willow” – mom & dad must like Ron Howard.) Other interesting names are Adelene Sedona, Landon Jaimes and Emerson James, Wyatt Kodiak, a Cutter, and, so help me, Cherubim Gwen Timbal Palomar.