Let’s discuss the concept of naming your kid after where they’re conceived, shall we?
(Answer: We shall!)

• If I’d named ’em for where they were most like conceived, well, Paula would have to be called “Mt Graham” for the camping trip DH & I were on…and Joe? Well, I think Joe would now be named, ahem, Ford! (blushing furiously here!)

• Okay if we’re going with truth in advertising….My eldest would be “Billiards”, my middle child would be “Gramma’s-house-on-Christmas-Eve” and my youngest would be “Trampoline”. :-O

I still think the only acceptible place-of-conception name is Uterus. OK, Fallopian’s OK, too.