Emerson, Lake, and Facepalm

Can I get some thoughts on naming a girl Emerson? There’s no reason behind it, I recently met someone with the name and fell in love.

Does your husband know?

I haven’t decided the middle name yet – Emerson Michelle
Emerson Anne
Emerson Mae

I got an e-mail on this one from a lady who met another woman with a girl named Emerson. It went predictably.

Mom: “…blah blah blah named Emerson.”

E-mailer: “That’s nice, like the poet?”
Mom: (blank stare)
E-mailer: “Like Ralph Waldo Emerson?”
Mom: (blank stare. Probably accompanied by sound of crickets.) “WHO???”

Stupid public schools.

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