Really, this is funny and disturbing at the same time…All I can think is what a nation of retarded imbeciles we have become…and how soft and ignorant we are becoming as well. I liked the guy who asked all these women if they were intentionally paying homage to Scotland. Half of these twits were probably like “Huh???” Also, they try to give their kids really prestigious, dignified, and in some cases godly names. Imagine, though, a hypothetical conversation between parents:

“John, wake up. Heaven just crapped the bed again.”

“You’re going to have to clean it up, Mary….Destiny’s got a crayon stuck up her nose again.”

F@#$ing yuppie scum! (or, even worse, Wannabe-Yuppie Scum, like my high school friend, who is now a plumber’s helper living in Palm Bay, FL- the city with no Palms and no Bays- , and his utter bitch of a wife, who named their kids Scout and some other douchebag name that I can’t even make myself remember).

I hate them and want them to all die. I go to sign my kids into daycare, and the sign-in sheet is just pages and pages of Kyleighs and Tylers and Taylors and Morgans and McKenzies and Codys and Britneighs, and it makes me want to vomit my small intestine up for their viewing pleasure.

Dammit.

-Dave