I know of a man who prides himself, however undeservedly, on, well, a certain machismo. Supposedly in keeping with this image, he named his son Blade. While this is just wrong in more ways than a google plex has zeros, I believe that “Blade” is frequently the title of a periodical for the gay community. Not, as we all know, that there’s anything wrong with that, but it rather contradicts the whole macho, straight guy image.

To make matter worse, the dad recently bought an H2. Where does one even start about Blade in the Hummer?

Tim