OK, I can’t top most of your names. But I really did meet an African couple, that thought to pick more “western” names for their kids before they moved to the USA. Their picks were “Bambi” and “Thumper”. “Bambi” I can see as a girls name (although the cartoon deer was a stag), but “Thumper”? It was a boy. Altho if he becomes a boxer, he’s got it made….

-Darrold