I knew a guy in college who’s name was Biff. I had to ask what his real name was. He explained that his name was actually Biff. He very pregnant mother had been standing in line at the grocery store and at the next register was another pregnant woman and a friend. The friend jokely siggested the name Biff and they laughed while Biff’s mother thought, “hmmmmm, what a great name.” The rest is obvious.

-E