Aparently not a lot of adults in the world know that Jade isn’t just a pretty rock from the enigmatic east.

I’ll let my friend the Dyck Chynnarre (dick-SHUN-AIR-ee) do the talking:

Main Entry: jade
Pronunciation: ‘jAd
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English
1 : a broken-down, vicious, or worthless horse
2 a : a disreputable woman b : a flirtatious girl

-Steven