(or…Why we need more realistic and forthright sex ed, complete with training in euphemisms and slang.)

We have a hard time believing these people are serious, but look at this…

“Vote on cute twin names. Which is the cutest? Got any more?

• Aubree and Audrey

• Isabel and Jisabelle (Izzy and Jizzy)
• Hailey and Baeley
• Jade and Jaeden
• Nicholas and Nicole (Nick and Niki)
• Adrian and Adrianna
• Tristan and Trista
• Maxwell and Mathew (Max and Matt)
• Lathon and Nathan
• Landon and Brandon”

-Stuart

To be fair, the poster’s bio says she’s 15, and is (we can pray) posting on behalf of another family member. To be more realistic, it also says her neice is to be named Kymberlyn, and her favorite piece of advice is “think before you talk.”