I went to a Waldorf School and needless to say there were a lot of names there that ranged from goofy to downright cruel (Paprika being one of the more memorable ones). However there were four siblings who take the cake, hands down. Their names? Galadriel, Bilbo, Frodo and Arwen.

Now I can imagine Arwen getting through high school in one piece, especially with her siblings to divert attention, but I weep for little Galadriel. As for poor Bilbo, well…

I remember them because their (now remarried) mother is expecting a fifth cast member. His name? David.

Damn hippies.

– C.