One important issue to consider when naming your child is to consider how it goes with your family name. The parents of these children obviously put a lot of thought into their selections- which must have been difficult considering their severe crack addictions.

Soren Sorensen
Crystal Ruby
Misty Marsh

And my personal favorite- Thunder Storm.

Unfortunately, I am in some way related to three of them… And I went to school with the fourth. Yick.

-R