I’ve seen these two in a database at work that requires a birth certificate to register. So they’re real.

1. A baby girl named “Nemisis” (sic). I recommend “Archenemy” for a nickname, or perhaps “Archinimy”, to stick with the unique spelling scheme. And it seems mom’s trying to get pregnant again. My colleague suggested “Bane” for the younger sibling.

2. First name “Quntico”. I haven’t heard this one spoken, only seen it written down, so I can think of a couple of possible pronunciations. I hope it’s only a misspelling of Quantico, the US Marine Corps base/FBI HQ in Virginia. Because if it’s not, and the “Qu” takes the hard “K” sound, then, well, someone’s in for a rough childhood.

-T