Was reading your site, and cracked up on most of the pages. I’m sending you a list of names culled from the newspaper announcement of birth certificates issued in the area–many are on this list due to the attack of the random “y”, capital letter(s), and punctuation.

Girls:

Mi Shonia Jai-Erra Na Veah
Marianah Renee
Shanyce Tierny Lydia

Twins (I don’t think the names are so bad for singletons, but they should not be used for siblings, much less for *twin* sisters)
Emma Elizabeth & Emily Rose

Shy’Mani J’Ana Shaprieka
Ta Rae Sincendy
Diamond Rose

Demisha Denell
Shai Ann Angelique
Shantrice Dorisann

Nakea Marie Grace
Katie Elizabeth (this child will never grow up so we don’t need a name that will wear well to adult life? Please, if you like the name Katie, name your daughter Katharine and call her Katie, but give her a name that passes the “top of the resume” test)
Eternity Marie
Zyreeanah Amere

Rylee Marie
Macaila Lynn
Destiney Nyree Holly

Ka’Myra Lashea
Amani Joy
Lyndsey Fury

Nai-Jayla Amani
Zyonaha Amari-Uynque (not only is she unique, but we can’t spell it)
Anadya Marie