My girlfriend and I love your “awful baby name” pages. Sadly, I have to report that my sister done named her kid
“Austin.” Sigh.

Anyhow, I was poring through the pages and came across the name Mason Rex on your site and, being an eagle-eyed reader of superhero comics, well… Rex Mason is the real name of a chap named Metamorpho, the Element Man! This malnamer got backwards! Sheesh!

-M.