Helicia on Earth

Real names. Real People.

An acquaintance gave her son the middle name Grasan, after her husband’s brother Grant and sister Sancee.

Kinnamon, ShaKashua ShaFae, Johnny Cowboy, and Navar.

Montanna (note the extra n, which makes it unique!), Precious (a big, tough-looking WalMart cashier), Velvee (short for Velveeta?), Jakayla, and Milennia.

Oshianaye (I have no idea how to pronounce this one), Princist, Denaysia, Helicia, Rayquan (boy), and Mashaunna.

Page Turner (yes, real kid, real name, first and last), Ashton (girl), twin girls DeSheila and DeShalla, and Sutherland (girl).

-P.

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One Response to Helicia on Earth

  1. Ydenne says:

    I fear that Oshianaye is a horrifically garbled version of Oceania.

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